The act of puking (vomiting) and pooping (defacating) simultaniously.
I had to pooke so bad after my flight from Guatemala.
Holy shit man, i'm sooo hungover that I have the Pookes
When severe intestinal obstruction or constipation leads to a build up of poo matter coming back up the other way when vomitting.
"I haven't been for a dump in 3 weeks and I've become so backed up, last night I pooked."
n. An error of common sense. When someone says something that is known by everyone around to be incorrect or uneducated. Refers to the person not the error
How do i know what temperature to cook this on? There are only numbers on the cooker.
They're gas marks you Pooke
puking out the wrong hole.
He pooked after he ate the food last night.