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One who flaunts one of the manliest staches in the world and uses their suspender wearing authority to give summonses to the children. Legend has it that one that receives a summons will be devoured by the fine specimen's stache. When the Poogs is in a jolly mood, the Poogs mispronounces the "th" sound of a word by replacing it with the 'f' sound.
Example 1:

Child: (waddles their way into the building without proper identification.)
Poogs: Where is your I.D. card?
Child: I forgot it at home. (melancholy expression)
Poogs: WHAT?! (ferocious magenta tentacles extend from beneath the stache, wrap around the childs limbs and slurp the child back into the dark depths of the stache.)

Example 2:

Poogs: When Macbeff (Macbeth) visits fe (the) Free (Three) Witches, he notices that Fe (the) witch frows (throws) in ingrediants to fe (the) potion.
Child: Who did the witches freeze?
Poogs: What?
Child: You said the witches "frozen"
Poogs: NO! not frozen, frows (throws) in.
Child: Oh...? (continuing to not understand the Poogs but remains silent due to fear of the legend of the stache.

by Mr. Poogs is Tardy December 12, 2008
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Always right...no point arguing
Ah shit steve, ur fucking poog
by Silentbob May 12, 2003
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adj. Poogish, Poogishly, Poogishness. Used to describe a person or thing as either, 1. Limited in thought or concentration, or 2. Having no purpose in life, or wandering for no reason. 3. Also describes drunkedness or cloudiness of mind and use of limbs.
4. Used to decribe oneself's actions.
v. "Nadroj ambled around the park poogishly after having one too many drinks at the party."
"I sat in a poogish stupor during the math test that I had failed to study for."
by Solokin Amahimat September 17, 2005
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Affectionate term for the noble pug dog. Variation on the more formal püg (with umlaut).
Mark thought the poog smelled like a clam bog.
by minxvox July 04, 2006
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He's 58 and such a poog
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1.(v) the act of randomly becoming disconnected from the internet, especially while playing a game that requires an online connection.

2.(n) the sound of such a disconnection (see definition 1.)
1. "Crap, Danny went poog. Now we have to wait until he gets back online."

2. *poog*
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"Pro Noun" (Poo-Guh) - A Slummy (Usually White) person living off welfare and spends all there money on drugs and alcohol. Many "Poogs" are living in low value apartments and have no respect for anyone else. Some towns are referred to as "Poogvilles" containing many poogs living in it. The Apparel for a Poog consist of: Tank Tops, Track Pants, Baggy Clothes and Large Tongue Shoes. Many poogs have children when there early. (16-18) Smoking is also a large part of any many poogs lives, wether there 13 or 20 there still a poog.
Casey Anthony Peterborough ON Canada Teen Moms Smokes Poog
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