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Adj.
Tech/Geek term. Etymology unknown: supposed origin may be derived from a source comparing the negative denotative context of "dog" with the condition it describes.

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Used to be working and should be functioning, but is no longer running/functional.
My computer is pooched after having been infected by a particularly nasty virus.
by Ben Gardner April 25, 2003
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A term used by stoners to let the group know that the joint/bowl is finished. It has also been adapted towards the stoners life style; 2. to be tired
Dude! the bowl is pooched
I am so pooched
by Con August 03, 2004
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Origin: A contraction of "screwed the pooch".

Something that has stopped working or is broken in a bad way.
I accidentally installed some spyware on my computer and now it's totally pooched!
by ahirebet March 27, 2009
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- feeling tired
- an empty bowl ;)
Damn yo, I was so pooched after work last night.

Shit man, that bowl's pooched. Top it up again.
by puclik June 17, 2003
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Derived from the term 'screwed the pooch'. Meaning to completely fail at something.
Mate, I totally pooched my exam, I got an E.
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broken; incorrect; displaying negative characteristics without explanation; less than optimal
I don't know what's wrong with your friggin' HDTV -- all I know is that it's probably pooched.
by 69 your mom November 18, 2005
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(Pooh-ched)
To exhaust, finish, cash, empty, or burn out.

To become tired or bushed.
"Hey is there a hit left?" Tom asks Joe. "No i think its pooched" Joe answers.

"Man am I pooched"
by Xander Ru'sell May 29, 2007
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