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31. Pooch
A stupid skank whore slut bag. Top of the whores.
Stephanie Hall is the biggest pooch ever.
by Rage Jun 8, 2003 share this
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1. Pooch
Beautiful stomach fat. I think its cute and fun to poke.
Aww I just wanna poke the pooch!
by allerd Jan 27, 2005 share this
2. pooch
an outward rounding of the stomach area -- can be sexy... or not
"Rub my pooch"
by Winnie the Pooch Oct 24, 2002 share this
3. pooch
Another way to say dog. Simple as that.
"Hey pooch, wanna go for a WALK?!?!"
by Jake Mar 27, 2005 share this
4. Pooch
A synonym for cockbloking, cheating

A term used in the past tense (Pooched) when someone has been cockbloked or cheated on.

The origin of the word comes from a well-known character in Montreal, Canada and the surroundings.
Tagged as a musician, love and dating Guru, Pooch is a caricatural character, often depicted as a antagonist by himself. Loved by most and hated by some for diverse sexual or relationship reasons.

Over the years, his stories and events made so many angry husbands that the expression took a form in itself, spreading itself from mouth to ear.
- This guy's a real Pooch, don't let him near your girlfriend.

- Dude, I went at Sally's place yesterday and she was in the bed with another guy.
- Shit man, you've just been Pooched.

- Hey, who's that guy banging your wife? Oh shit, that's Pooch!

- I went to the club yesterday and met this hot lady, but some random guy came and Pooched her right up my nose! I ended up spending the night alone.
5. Pooch
'Pooch' is the lowest insult one can receive. The insult's origin is found in the animal kingdom, with particularly foolish canines being called a Pooch. The word Pooch relates to human beings just as effectively; the insulter making the insultee feel very inferior, much like a small dog.
1.

Pooch- "I just dug a hole. Guess what I did next, James!"
James- "Dude you're 21, grow up."
Pooch- "But James I feel like a prince"
James- "Shut up, pooch."

2.
(Dog walks in with a snail in his mouth)
Dog owner- "Stupid-ass pooch! You be trippin."
6. Pooch
shit rigg, shit huss, shit tatt, shit human.
Contrary to what you think, you have a shit rigg, shit huss, shit tatt... you are pooch.
7. Pooch
Noun: Something someone has said that appears to be a lie, usually for the purpose of making them look good

Verb: To pooch - to fabricate lies or exaggerations to make oneself look good

Comes from talking shit i.e chatting poo > poo-chatting > pooching
Mc: Richie said he goes out with a supermodel

D: That's blatant pooch!
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