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1.
Beautiful stomach fat. I think its cute and fun to poke.
Aww I just wanna poke the pooch!
by allerd January 27, 2005
 
2.
Another way to say dog. Simple as that.
"Hey pooch, wanna go for a WALK?!?!"
by Jake March 27, 2005
 
3.
an outward rounding of the stomach area -- can be sexy... or not
"Rub my pooch"
by Winnie the Pooch October 24, 2002
 
4.
A synonym for cockbloking, cheating

A term used in the past tense (Pooched) when someone has been cockbloked or cheated on.

The origin of the word comes from a well-known character in Montreal, Canada and the surroundings.
Tagged as a musician, love and dating Guru, Pooch is a caricatural character, often depicted as a antagonist by himself. Loved by most and hated by some for diverse sexual or relationship reasons.

Over the years, his stories and events made so many angry husbands that the expression took a form in itself, spreading itself from mouth to ear.
- This guy's a real Pooch, don't let him near your girlfriend.

- Dude, I went at Sally's place yesterday and she was in the bed with another guy.
- Shit man, you've just been Pooched.

- Hey, who's that guy banging your wife? Oh shit, that's Pooch!

- I went to the club yesterday and met this hot lady, but some random guy came and Pooched her right up my nose! I ended up spending the night alone.
by Ideosynchronicity July 07, 2009
 
5.
Originally used for dogs, this term has now been adopted by fat women in order to attempt to make their gelatinous abdominal region sound cute.
Non-Overweight person: "Do you mind putting away your disgusting stomach?"

Overweight Cow: " TeeHee, You mean my little pooch!"

Non-Overweight person: *vomits*
by dustitall June 05, 2011
 
6.
occurs in a few Frank Zappa songs always as a verb, usually meaning fuck, also to form a particular embouchure
wouldn't pooch the guys in the band; sides of their faces pooch out at the corners
by ra23871 July 23, 2013
 
7.
Pooch: The act of pooching can be described as being a bitch, not manning up, and being a pussy. When you pooch, you done goofed. Pooching is a normal act of being a guy. A person will pooch several times a week, but someone demonstrating championship behavior will never pooch.
Kid, you didn't get that chick's number. You pooched.

You didn't show up for happy hour. Way to pooch.
by johnny x baby February 26, 2012