Lyrics:

Mr. Hanky: "Poo-choo trian's layin' down its tracks, with a POO! CHOO! all the way and back!"

Eric Cartman: "Poo-poo train is my favorite thing! Spreading Christmas joy as we ride and sing!"

Mr. Hanky: "Christmas time wouldn't be the same, without hugs and kisses and a poo-choo train."

Train made out of turds; created by Mr. Hanky on South Park as a way to reach the North Pole.