Poo Dangles 

1. A reaction and/or feeling about a truly assaninely shitty situation or douchebag of a person

1. "I can't believe my dildos didn't come in the mail AGAIN! Today really sucks poo dangles"

2. "Did you see that looser Leon at the bar last night?"

"Yeah, that guy is a total poo dangle"

Poo Dangles by Lindsay Johnstone January 26, 2009

poo dangle 

When fecal matter hangs from your anus.

When you take a crap and the poo dosen't quite fall into the toilet and it just kind of hangs there. Thats what the poo do it dangle - poo dangle.

poo dangle by deRutte November 13, 2007

Udder Poo Dangle

When a Cow is Milked and the milk just dangles.Similar to poo dangle. See Poo dangle

Wow that cow has a lot of udder poo dangle!!

Udder Poo Dangle by SarahLynnBrown33333 February 20, 2009

poodangle 

crap that hangs from your bung hole.

I got a poodangle. Let me go wipe it off using your face.

poodangle by Punkdewde September 28, 2003

Poodangle 

to leave school without a parent/ gardians consent

Hey do you want to poodangle second period today?

Poodangle by james highgobotam April 5, 2005

poojangles 

Similar to dags or dangle berries. Little bits of poo that hang about on your rectum hair. Often there a long time after previous poo! Also can explain a bad situation

Damn this party is poojangles!

I think I overwiped my poojangles so hard my arsehole is bleeding. Dayum

poojangles by dingleberries89 June 1, 2011