There are several types of poo to be produced from your very deriere.
REACHER - This is when the faeces touches the toilet water before it leaves your ass hole. Therefore this poo is considered to be quite long, and strong not to break in the middle.
TRAIN SPOTTER - This is a poo of many varieties. To start off, a big sausage shape of poo comes out of your very hole, this is like a train. Then lots of droplets of poo are cascaded into the toilet water. This is considered to be the passengers. And noisy they are!
GHOSTER - This is when you do a massive poo, but when you go to wipe your very self, no poo seems to have deposited on the tissue. And when you pull your trousers up, and you have a peek at the bowl, there seems to be no excrement, or skids.
DRIBBLER - This is when the poo seems to dribble out of your backside. Like a muddy waterfall, cascading out of your hole. And this sounds like the rain with stones in.
PUSHER NUTTER - This is the most painful of all poos, this is when there is sweetcorn, and nuts deposited in your poo. And on its way out this proves hard to push without the sheer pain of the nuts scratching your tunnel.
NOISER - This is the most noisy of all poos. This normally occurs when you have what is called 'touching cloth' You really need a dump at this point. You sit on the loo, and you push. You are deafened by the sound of the poo pushing its way out and the farting on the way.
I hope this has proven useful and now you can keep a poo diary of what poos you have had.
Oh my god i did a PUSHER NUTTER poo last night it killed, it was so painful and i made a nut pie with the nuts :D
Poo well, they're are many types of poo in this universe
THE SWEETCORN - Poo that has leftover sweetcorn from last night's dinner
THE PELLETS - Little pellets of poo that comes out of your ass like a machine gun
THE FIREBALL - A big poo that really hurts and leaving your ass hot, usually happens after a curry
THE SLIPPY - A poo that swiftly moves out of your bottom that requires no wiping
THE WATERHOSE - When a massive monsoon of shit comes out of your bottom and requires hours of wiping
THE NEVERENDING STORY - An amazing acheivment is when a poo goes on and on and on.......
THE STEAMY HEAPY - Boy, That is basically ONE MASSIVE SHIT!!!!!!!
THE STICKY - When you have a poo stuck onto the hairs of your crack and requires hours of wiping (maybe a pair of scissors)
Donkeys do massive stickies and rabbits do a hell of a load of pellets
the biggest relief life has to offer. being able a have a poo is a liberating feeling
"i'm off for a nice relaxing poo"
Poo is a byproduct of your body. Poo is primarily composed of dehydrated waste manufactured in from the works of many organs in your body. Some include the Gall Bladder, Small Intestine, Large Intestine, Stomach, Esophagus, and many more.more...
Poo is commonly propelled out of your rectum usually preceding speeds of up to 100 miles per hour. There are multiple types of poos, such as,
Gattling Gun: The Gattling Gun is when your anus continually produces poo pellets which erupt out of your ass into the water.
Splashers: Splashers are actually quite common. They refer to any kind of poo that hits the water of the toilet bowl and the water displaces onto your ass and you aquire an annoying yet real feeling of a splashed ass.
One Eyed Green Monster: The One Eyed Green Monster, or O.E.G.M., is a greenish hue poo that has usually a few nuts in it. O.E.G.M.s are usually mixed with a dark redish color or brownish color and seem to appear when there are some extra foods that have flown through the digestive track. The greenish poo usually represents illness.
The Red Baron: Red Barons are red poos basically. They attain the color of red through stain of your very own blood. A Red Baron may more commonly make your anus bleed instead of being stained with its blood.
Burning Brigade: The Burning Brigade is usually a series of poos that result in a tired and extremely overheated anus. These poos steam at sight and leave your anus in no better condition. Burning Brig...
instead of shit say poo
like bull-poo, poo head, or this poo is cold
SOmething that comes out of your anus that people like to joke and do funny stuff with
Poo is funny. It comes out of my bottom
usually involves a toilet and a good magazine
nothing like a good read on the throne
we all know what shit is