"Ur dads a poo pirate"
"What's the bet that guys a poo pirate"
"No need to get all cut cause ur a poo pirate"
Poo pirates are also scared of sharp objects, forward girls, spicy food, and downing pints.
Danny: I am trying, but my shots are not as powerfull as they used to be.
Paolo: Stop being a Poo Pirate and hit it.