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1.
when you put you finger into your boxers and gather up the sweet and poo onto your finger and rub it under someones nose, leaving the smell under thier nose for hours
tadgh - "it smells of ass round here"
rob - *in hysterics*
tadgh - "rob did you poo finger me?"
by mattyboy555 January 12, 2010
 
2.
Inserting the index finger into an unsuspecting subjects butt hole and shouting "Poo finger". Laughter usually follows the poofinger, except the subject who is left mildly disgusted and scarred.
Group of people. one sticks their finger in another one of their asses...
"POOFINGER"
*Laughter
by Jordan Klein February 12, 2004
 
3.
A disease found commonly among those who use 1 ply toilet paper. Occurs when finger breaks paper boundry resulting in a horrid stench of the digits.
DAMN... poofinger again!
by Michael Cunningham January 27, 2004
 
4.
Custom single-finger glove designed to cover a surgically installed anus on the tip of one's own left index finger.
Did you hear about the Asian guy born without an anus? He saved his money until he was 55 so he could finally get it plumbed. Hope he had enough savings leftover for his Poo Finger.
by Dub Dub Lifer March 28, 2011
 
5.
A resident of the town Wauconda, Illinois who typically goes by chris, or shit fist. He who is often mistaken for she, is trade marked by his brown fingers. There are many stories to which he got his name, but the real one is that he fingered his butt NOT his dog's butt. Gosh.
"Who is Poo Fingers?"
"Chris."
by thepollutedcity November 12, 2011
 
6.
When your fingers break through cheap toilet paper and unfortunately make contact with pooy anal passage.
James said:
'Oh dear, Co-op own toilet paper caused me to have poo fingers.'
by Poo Fingers March 03, 2009
 
7.
In software development : poofinger - not providing a feature the user expects as a given. Missing out basic functionality. The opposite of adding sizzle to an app.
Not having a wysiwyg editor in the app is poofinger.
by poopsy_bubble_sniffer February 26, 2013