A meme that took the Bioware Social Network by storm in anticipation for Dragon Age 2.
The second day of live feed from gamescom in Germany proved to be nothing but slow, dull hours of people standing by the DA2 booth and taking pictures in front of its poster.
Bored, the online viewers took note of one booth workers' Godly hairstyle of a long, blonde ponytail-braid. So enthralled were they that within just a couple hours; a Facebook page, several threads, a Chant of Ponytail (parody of DA:O's Chant of Light) and a social group on the Bioware forums had been created in honor of her.
Bioware remarked on it via Twitter, and Ponytail occasionally waved at the camera and appeared generally entertained by her sudden popularity from her self-titled army.
I was not left to stare into the endless depths of the ustream;
For there was no Llaidlaw, nor footage of gameplay either, for 8 hours.
But Ponytail appeared and shook her tresses;
and we found in her the beauty of a double rainbow.
- Ponytail Trials 1:14
Person 1: OMG! Ponytail just waved at the camera.
Person 2: Ponytail waved? My life is complete.
Ponytail; verb. To grab a girl by her ponytail and remove her from whatever current situation she is in.
After drinking too much, Maddie began dancing with the wrong guy. Noticing the situation, Erin ponytailed her outside to safety.
Basically it is a term used for people whose skin color is darker than most. Normally referred to as "nigger", "negro", "knee's grow", or "samo-niggaz". They are typically found wandering around in Compton shooting down samo-niggaz, also if you are trying to find them in the dark, say a funny joke it will make them laugh and you will see their teeth. For example: "What do you get when you cross a samoan and a negro?" -pause- and then say "SAMO-NIGGGGAAZZ!!!!!" in a very niggerish accent. When you come across a ponytail you have to holler at them for example...
"AYEEE HOLLAA ATCHA GGUURRRLLL YA DAMN PONYTAIL"
"DAMN PONYTAILS ARE EVERYWHERE!"
"DID YOU SEE THAT PONYTAIL?...HE WAS LIKE DEEEYYYUMMMMMM!!"
"LET GO TO THE MALL AND TALK TO THOSE DAMN PONYTAILS"
Ponytail is when a gay or bi guy gets mad at his balding lover for not satisfying him sexually. When his lover falls asleep, he jacks off on the guy's bald spot and then affixes a tube sock to it. The guy wakes up with a "ponytail". A variation of the superman.
Ben: Bruce wouldn't give it up last night so I ponytailed him when he fell asleep
(from a hairstyle popular with the people described, usage invented by Kaecyy in 2005)
A generally amiable but hopelessly nerdy person-- not necessarily possessing an actual ponytail or even long hair-- who is usually immersed in a combination of science fiction and fantasy literature (and their derivatives), roleplaying games (often in their live action varieties), the gothic-industrial subculture, and/or the historical reenactment of pre-industrial periods of European history (often at what are called "Renaissance fairs")-- among other influences-- to or nearly to the point of lifestyle.
You talking shit about Patrick? Fuck you. Yeah so he's a bit of a ponytail, but he's ten times as nice as you. Yeah, YOU'RE one to talk. You've got a ponytail in the closet-- uh-huh, you know I'm talking about that Darth Vader helmet. And the kilt. Suck phaser, buddy.