A boner. Because in Spanish Poner means Boner and it sounds like Pony.Use it when around adults or relatives and they wont know what it means.
Driving in car with your Mom
You: see hot girl drive by in other car(or hot guy)
You:"Man I'm getting a total Pony right now"

Mom: "What does that mean?"
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n: a male acting like a jerk and disrespecting the female that he is in a relationship with. A pony does not have the balls of a real man to step up the game with his girl. He is unstable with his emotions and the signals he sends and is too scared to be a real man. He is the opposite of a stallion.
(1)"This guy is never direct about how he feels and has absolutely no game."

"Ugh, he's such a pony!"

(2) "I didn't have enough courage to tell her how I really feel."

"Damn, you pulled a pony!"
by Noname987 March 31, 2010

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1 (n): A loser, tool, or person of lower standing
2 (v): a) to own or humiliate through defeat b) to spam text through a chat program (especially in IRC) with the word "pony" or similar phrases, implying that an individual or group is a pony

Originated in #team-de on irc.gamesurge.net
1. Man, what a pony; he was still buying when we planted.
2. a) We ponied them pretty good, they forfieted after the half. b) #hellx got ponied hard, but then we all got banned.
by sKratch August 08, 2004

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to give back; to return something, usually money
"hey man, where'd you get the money for that ice cream, biotch? where's the money you owe me? you better pony up"
by pearl January 08, 2004

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a sidleing strut, akin to a sashay, but with more knee movement and hip thrusting. Used to express joy
Hey, Krystal.. Could you just pony on over here for a few?
by Kenyon February 08, 2003

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Another word for a Ralph Lauren Polo Shirt.
Damn, that's a nice pony you got on there!
by Mr.Polo_ June 15, 2011

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A girl that has sex with every male she comes in contact with, including all her boyfriends friends. This is a girl who compensates looking like an ass by spreading her legs.
I remember her from school, she was such a pony , everyone had a turn with her.
by FingerItOut January 09, 2011

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