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P: Poor
O: Old
N: Nigger
T: Thinks
I: I'ts
A: A
C: Cadillac
Black man: Did yo se ho fas dat ca wen, dat gotta be a caddy
White man: What???? thats a fuckin pontiac you dumbfuck!
Black man: *shoots white man in face with his Glock, then stabs his dead body multiple times*.
by Hotdogdork December 21, 2010
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'Poor ol guinea wishes he could afford a car'
Hey, look at that kids..The guy who couldnt even afford a 1974 used gremlin was found on urban dictionary putting down pontiacs, even though he could never afford to buy or drive one. HA

No wonder youre out of work and have no money, you must spend all your free time on urban dictionary hating.
by rca3 September 23, 2006
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THE most effective torque monsters ever produced, a brand that at one point in time dominated both NASCAR and the NHRA. Manufacturers of some of the sexiest cars ever created and crushed by general motors executive management and the federal government's non driving car czars. Only if there were more men like John Delorean, Jim Wangers, and Pete Estes who decided it was easier to ask forgiveness than permission and snuck the GTO out the back door.
Man 1 "What does the front of a Pontiac look like?"
Man 2 "I don't know I've only ever seen the tail lights."

Moron "Hey you know what Pontiac stands for?"
Intelligent Person "Please only nice tits in and around car."
by The General Sterling Price April 01, 2011
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P=Poor
O=Old
N=Nigger
T=Thinks
I=Its
A=A
C=Cadilac

Poor old nigger thinks its a cadilac.
The Poor old man thought the pontiac was a Cadilac.
by HELLS AS5ASSIN6 March 04, 2009
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p- poor
o- old
n- nigger
t- thinks
i- it's
a - a
c- caddilac
man that nigga thinks that crappy pontiac is a nice caddy
by ginsy May 05, 2008
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A former car brand that everyone seems to think was ripping off Cadillac. Pontiac was the performance division, while Cadillac is the luxury division. In the '60s Pontiac was embarrassing Mustangs left and right. In the '70s the Firebird/Trans Am entered center stage and stayed there until 2003 when it was killed off. Pontiac made good cars until the 90s, when poor GM leadership began the killing of Pontiac. Forcing the brand to make cars and fill niches it was never meant to do. By the mid 2000s the brand was near death as GM management continued to strangle Pontiac with its piss poor decisions. In 2010 Pontiac finally died when GM was forced to kill off several brands by the US government in order to get a loan to bail themselves out of bankruptcy (also from terrible leadership). It's a shame, in 2008 and 09 Pontiac was getting ready to make a comeback, only to get cut off by GM. A company buys Camaros and rebuilds them as modern Trans Ams, in hopes of keeping at least that car's legacy alive. But extremely poor decisions like the Aztek were the fatal blow to Pontiac, who may have survived had management done better, and maybe Buick would have bit the dust instead.
Pontiac made good reliable cars. Mine just ticked over 200k miles and it still runs great. All these dumbasses complaining about their Pontiacs breaking, probably drove them like total retards.

Pontiac was never trying to copy Cadillac so that dumb PONTIAC joke doesn't make sense. Pontiac shared ideas with Camaro but Pontiac cars were generally higher powered than the Camaro.
by Sentinel Stark April 06, 2017
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Poor Old Nigger Thinks It's A Cadillac
Hey do you know what the C in P.O.N.T.I.A.C stands for?
It's a name that neither of the below seem to be able to spell correctly.
by dongsing June 21, 2013
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