1. An egotistical, skinny, asshole. Has a tendency to change his personality in a split-second when a female is present. This person is able to find any reason to take his shirt off as an excuse to bear his boney figure for women. Also, swear words are a necessity when speaking. This person uses swear words in an attempt to make himself appear "hard." In a sentence: "Wow dude, you're being a real Ponder right now, creeping around the middle school when you're a freshman in college." 2. May be used as a substitute for either the "n-word" (black slang word), and/or as a substitute for the slang word for fecal matter, "shit." In a sentence: "That ponder smells like ponder."
Greg Ponder from Immaculata High School in Leavenworth, Kansas, is a prime example of a Ponder.
1.to think about something important
2.to get out of an awkward conversation
1.I ponder if wonder means the same thing as ponder.
2.I gotta go ponder about this for a bit...um...SEEYA!
The king of pot-heads.
A man that stays high in any circumstance and cruises through life effortlessly.
Balthazaar- " Man I can smoke more than anyone. I can smoke ten blunts in a day!"
Keeshawn- "Hell naw playa, I know a dude that gots you beat. He can smoke an ounce an hour... That dude is the real Ponder."
Basically, a word used to describe a walk, not to any specific place. Normally through a crowded room or city centre, at lunch. The aim of a ponder; to take in the general banter of the surrounding people and to laugh at people when they do funny stuff, when they think no one is watching.
Lauren: Hey, lets go for a ponder.
Kym: yeah, sure.
Nicola: where were you at Lunch today?
Kym: We went for a ponder. (smiles to herself (bound to happen whilst pondering))
Nicola:i completely understand.