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A fugly bitch with abnormally large nostrills, typically a lonely old man-like english teacher, who is racist and sexist and is slightly retarded. They never have friends because they are obsessed with grooming their moustaches.
Gosh I hate our english teacher shes such a pond monster!

Ewww! Look how big that girls nose is! She looks like a Pond monster!!!
by courtiejones June 11, 2010
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