Poncio Pilato

Filipino name for Pontius Pilate.
Termed for a person who washed his hands on anything.

Just like Pontius Pilate did to our Lord Jesus Christ when He was given to the Christ Killers for execution

Nag-Poncio Pilato ang Pangulo sa kaso ng presong si Bong.

Poncio Pilato by Kay Tutan Tayo December 12, 2018

I'm like Poncio Pilates 

On the bible there is a passagein Mattew that tells a episode from the Judgement of jesus Christ :
Pilate Washes his Hands
23“Why?” asked Pilate. “What has He done wrong?” But they shouted all the louder, “Crucify Him!” 24When Pilate saw that he was accomplishing nothing, but that instead a riot was breaking out, he took water and washed his hands before the crowd. “I am innocent of this man’s blood, he said. “You shall bear the responsibility.” 25All the people answered, “His blood be on us and on our children!”…

So, in another words as well as pilatos did an said we can see by the context that he was with tied hands ,we can use the name of him to explain that we are with Tied hands too so ,instead of sayin' " i can't do that ",i'm with tied hands "or i'm unable this moment ",we can use another form of sayin' : 'I'm like Poncio pilates ". it is good for those that understand the bible .

I'm like Poncio Pilates by Reliance roy January 13, 2017

Moldy Poncho

Inserting a used/filled condom into the bottom of a girl's purse. If everything goes right, she won't discover it for a few days, hence the "Moldy Poncho'.

My girl was being a trick ass trick so I hooked her up with a moldy poncho.

Moldy Poncho by PDX Bag Hunter March 25, 2010

Sloppy poncho

When you eat a shit ton of mexican food and/or nachos, then fuck your partner rapidly, missionary style. Throw up that shit. All over their chest. Garnish with sour cream.

Like taco bell. Like a sloppy poncho.

Sloppy poncho by Radkid213 August 30, 2013

brown finger poncho 

when your wiping your ass and the finger breaks through the toilet paper, thus covering it with shit.

wow look at my brown finger poncho its wearing sweetcorn as a hat

brown finger poncho by master battes October 15, 2007

Poncho Goblin 

An animalistic like creature wearing a red poncho, that comes out in the middle of the night, and pees on sleeping people. (Also known as Gimme)

This morning I woke up and thought I wet the bed, but I realized that I just got visited by that damn Poncho Goblin.

Poncho Goblin by Britmanda April 10, 2010

Brown Poncho 

That moment when wiping your arse, your finger tears the paper and your digit is left wearing a brown poncho.

I just wiped my arse and got shit on my finger. A proper brown poncho moment!

Brown Poncho by suddensaxon September 10, 2013