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1.
Its impossible to be unhappy in a poncho.
Person A: Oh man I'm so depressed, arent you sad for me?
Person B: Sorry, its just im wearing this poncho, and its impossible to be unhappy in a poncho!.
by Smoz Daddy August 22, 2006
 
2.
A Latin American style of shawl, traditionally woven from wool, but now can be made from any material. It's basically a piece of cloth wrapped around the shoulders and hanging down to your waist, and it has a hole for the head in the middle. It was extremely popular in the 1970s. Supposedly, trendy grade school kids are wearing them now, but I'm in college and I wouldn't know about that.
I just bought a black fishnet poncho with sequins, which will form an integral part of my new "1970s punk/porn" style.
by marla x0 July 28, 2004
 
3.
The skin that surrounds a man's testicles
1. "My poncho is soft like a flour tortilla."
2. "Good thing I had a poncho around my boys or they would have fallen out."
by Smackdown Lane July 29, 2006
 
4.
Poncho: adj.n.
A person who is a skank or other bad words. Used to replace foul language.
Look at that flippin Poncho over there! Always all over everybody.
by haleypaige45 November 11, 2009
 
5.
When you are having sex and you put your cock and balls completely inside the girls vagina like a poncho protecting you from the rain.
Me:"Last night I was fucking this girl and I tried to give her the Poncho!"
You:"What the fuck is a Poncho?!"
Me:"You know! When you put your cock n' balls all up in her junk ."
You:"Ohhh, gotcha... you're fucking sick..."
by Schoolboy80 October 26, 2011
 
6.
A nice way of saying slut, or someone who is fairly easy to get together with.
Whoa, AJ, do you think that girl is a poncho?
by xxy March 30, 2006
 
7.
fuck shag do Spanish word meaning "flatten" or "pop". However, in Mexican slang, it means "fuck" or "have sex with".
1. Mira no más Enrique esa muchacha. Tiene nalgas de Zebra. Si me la poncho.
by Sound Junkie January 22, 2007