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An male who is gaudy, awkward and actively pursues a girl that he has no chance with, hoping that his weak game will result in a rare score.
Adrian: Did you see that guy last night trying to get Sarah's number?

Pete: Yeah man, he had absolutely no chance. Total Polo Guy.

Also known as an AFC
by themfifties November 03, 2012

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