polliwogs

A polliwog is a tadpole.

"Hey, look at those polliwogs over there."
"Oi! I'm offended by the term you used there. Say 'tadpole' or I will shop you to the thought police.
"Sorry Mr. Lammy, our mistake."

by LiberaceHudson September 24, 2017

polliwog

A large, yellow amphibian that resides in the Gullah Islands.

Man 1: What's that?
Man 2: It's a polliwog, you Gullah noob!

by LakeCharlesGuy March 31, 2009

Polliwog

The alternate name of a certain character many NCIS fans would rather forget, particularly the Tiva fans. The name was given to the character by the fans due to the "nickname" that was given to her father on the show (The Frog). The name is used in a derogatorily way .

The mere mention of the Polliwog whether it be on NCIS or on the fans boards will result in irksome shivers flowing down all Tiva fan's spines. Many Tiva fans will also feel the need to change channels, skips scenes, or run away screaming if the Polliwog pops up on their TV screens.

*Tiva fan sits watching season 4 episode of NCIS*
*Polliwog turns up on screen*
Tiva fan: *Changes TV channel*

....

*Polliwog is shown doing things with a certain much loved character*
Tiva fan: AHHHHHH!!!!
*runs away screaming*

by Yelloh April 18, 2010

polliwog

a clit that is near sized to be a talliwacker. also, you might catch warts from it

blimey, thats a talliwacker if i ever seen one!

nah, almost, its Diane's polliwog.

by bipolar bare March 3, 2009

polliwog milkshake

Swallowing a load of sperm/cum/jizz/spunk. All of the little polliwogs and their inherent protein equal a polliwog milkshake

You said you needed more protein in your diet, so I supplied you with a polliwog milkshake! No, swallow it all. Here, let me help you with what dribbled onto your chin.

by RedwoodRed June 5, 2009

shit polliwoging

Walking around aimlessly looking for an adventure, while singing badly to Justen Timberlake's song Can't stop the feeling. Evidently finding nothing interesting and having to return to the boring little shit you came from and be miserable and depresso.. ;(

Last night Tim and I were so drunk we were shit polliwoging around the block at 3am in the morning.

by BonnerTonner6969 July 2, 2018

Gender-lazy Polliwog

Jared Kushner

During TFG aka The Former Guy's regime, demure and meek Jared Kushner received illegal security clearance and committed like hundreds of felonies. When Carla saw him saunter out the White House for the last time, she exclaimed "bye, Gender-lazy Polliwog, ya little cunt. now run along and wait until you're indicted"

by Uncle Joosie April 9, 2022