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18. Politician
(a) A well dressed, well spoken criminal, who deceives the general gullible public, through a web of utter lies or half/distorted truths, mostly for personal gain.
(b) A person who pretends to be your best friend come election time, but is never there when you need them the rest of the time.
(c) Is never, EVER honest about anything, except when it is convenient for them.
(d) A bubonic plague that has infected the entire world.
(e) A mistake in civilization that people are too lazy to correct.
(f) Lower than dog turd in the social order of intelligent people.
Politicians help me start a bowel movement.
1. politician
1. A person who practices politics.

"Politics" is derived from the words "poly" meaning "many", and "tics" meaning "blood-sucking parasites."

2. One who was perfected the art of lying.

3. A highly paid yes-man.
George W. Bush promised a man mission to Mars, of course we should believe him!
by Gnuoyh Oct 24, 2004 add a video
2. politician
People that should never, ever be trusted under any circumstances.
by anonymous May 14, 2003 add a video
3. politician
corporate whore who fakes compassion to gain the trust of the general public. Often a complete fuckwit.

Someone who would rather suck thier fathers cock than answer a question honestly.

see: liar, whore, fake.
George Bush, Tony Blair, Margret Thatcher, Ron Davis.

iEcl. Rhodri Morgan/i
by snap Mar 16, 2003 add a video
4. politician
Person who so desires power that they have lost all notion of morality and will now do or say anything to acquire more power.
by Alien Entity Sep 22, 2002 add a video
5. politician
A dirty thieving cocksucker.
That Reggie is a fucking politician.
by The Great Rando Jul 14, 2002 add a video
6. politician
Crook driven by money.
Roughly 95 percent of the time, the politician who spends more money on their campaign wins.
7. politician
A lawyer in power.
by AYB Feb 16, 2003 add a video
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