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An old Chinese's toucher method to get people to talk. its when they would Shoot long bamboo strips in to the shaft of the male penis. OUCH THATS GOTTA STING.
Motha upper if you don't shut the fuck up I'm gonna have to polish kabob your ass from having baby's ever again.
by JJB December 09, 2002