A sexual act made up by a Chris W & Caitlin L in 2009. The act of performing the polish cleaner is explained below:
To achieve a proper polish cleaner you will need to take a dump in a plunger, lie your partner down and repeatedly plunge the stuff into your partners face, chest, back, butt etc..
This achieves a nice splatter pattern and results in a "post MTV awards britney spears look"
DO obtain permission though as can result in the law being involved.
" I was giving your mom a polish cleaner last night when she turned around and tried to wipe it on me. Fucking disgusting man!"