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The act of laying several highly-potent farts inside of a car just before someone you know is going to get in, leaving them with a surprise attack of fermented fart upon opening the door.
Bill, when I got back from the grocery store today, I left a Polish Assassin waiting in the car.. My girlfriend got in and threw up all over the dash!
by Gslax June 04, 2009

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