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polcari: noun; a person (usually male) who doesn't get their whistle wet, also notorious for leaving pubes in unusual places, a true polcari can be spotted from their lack of hearing capabilities and their excessive ADD
Guy 1- "Did you see this guy try to talk to that chick?"
Guy 2- "Yeah, she laughed at his pokemon watch, what a Polcari!"
by georgeofthejungle22 April 23, 2010