Poland, a country whose inhabitants claim it’s the best country in the world, if Poland is sooooo great, why is it since Poland joined the EU in 2004 experts believe anywhere between 500,000 to 2 million Polish people have left Poland with the majority moving to the UK?!?!? That tells me that there is something seriously wrong with Poland if so many people leave so quickly.
Contrary to popular belief, Polish or for that fact Eastern European women aren’t the most attractive in the world. They are no more or less attractive than those from West, North or Southern Europe.
Poland is so great.
How can it be if you want to leave so quickly?
by KillGore1 August 27, 2007
A country that must be entirely de-populated because most of them are working in England as plumbers, cleaners and prostitutes. In fact the pro's are damn hot.

I have noticed that many of them are anti-semitic and intolerant of non-whites, but yet they still rant on about killing nazi's during the war, which they lost in 1 month 5 days by the way.

National currency is the potato.

National drink is Wezlekiazzssias vodka.

National language is English oops sorry polish.
Poland lady: Can you tell me where I can get a job?

English man: What as, cleaner or prositute?

Poland lady: ummm.
by Jonboy211 November 28, 2007
A country that seems to send most of it's population to Mansfield without any prior knowleage of English, and no useful skills whatsoever.

Inhabitants of Poland can often be found in the town centre, speaking bloody Polish and swearing at innocent old grannies who think we've been invaded.
Polish person: blahdy blahdy vodnik splish.

English Chav(the first time they've had a use ever): Fuck off back to Poland you Dickhead.

Me: nice work, chav person.
by Vitolium July 26, 2006
The most famous prostitute in Europe.
Poland was gangbanged by Germany and Russia
by STFUNOOB1337 November 04, 2006

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