Poland is best known for its range of smoked meats, cured fish and the booming trade of sexual minors.
Prostitutes retire a at the age of 12 to work in one of the many sausage factories that dot the country side. It is at this stage that Polish females gain most of their 'winter weight', before they make the slow transition to a 'breeder'. Females who have reached the breeder stage are expected to give birth to no fewer than 8 children, all of whom will be blessed with certain forms or retardation.
Polish women are owned by a male or "Sausage Dick". The male is responsible for the sexual abuse of his children. Only when the children are strong enough to rape their father are they permitted to leave the family home and start their own families. Often, children of the same family will interbreed, ensuring that strong bloodlines continue for generations.
The Polish people are responsible for some of the greatest innovations in human history. The Poles actually invented the wheel of cheese before inventing the wheel, they also pioneered the cheese filled cheese.
Polish humour has a reputation that stretches far beyond its borders. Common themes of polish humour include rape, rape of minors, rape of livestock and rape of one's mother.
Poland also invests heavily in future national development. A swimming pool was recently dug in the capital city of Warsaw and the polish space programme made the recent purchase of a small minivan in relatively good condition.
A traditional Polish Joke:
POLE 1: I've killed so many jew's id rather be raping my daughter!
POLE 2: Not if i rape my daughter first
A typical Polish Conversation:
Polish Rapist 1: Poland is the greatest nation on the planet.
Polish Rapist 2: Yes it is!
Polish Rapist 3: Hey, whats going on with you guy's.
Polish Rapist 1: Not much... Wanna rape something.
Polish Rapist 2 & 3: Yeah sounds good (High-fiving)
Polish Rapist 3: Hey, can my cousin come... HEY PETER!
Polish Rapist 4: Hey fella's i'm Peter.
An Eastern European country whose inhabitants, contrary to popular opinon, are NOT DUMB. Polish citizens, in fact, have won Nobel Peace Prizes in every category, and Polish scientists, philosophers, explorers, and mathematicians have made numerous beneficial contributions to their respective fields (ultraviolet light; the set theory; semantic language theory). Marie Curie (née Sklodowska), the esteemed chemist, was a Pole. Poland also, naturally, has the most attractive women.
Poland used to possess the most powerful army in Europe.
...and remember: during the Second World War Poland was occupied by nazi Germany, and germans, not poles, build concentration camps (like Auschwitz-Birkenau) on polish soil to kill jews and polish in the act of genocide. THOSE WERE GERMAN CONCENTRATION CAMPS, NOT POLISH!
Over 2,000,000 jews and polish were murdered in Auschwitz-Birkenau by germans.
For all of those who don't know anything about Poland here is something i learned about it myself:
Counrty located in excact center of geographical Europe. Borders in the west with Germany, Czech Rep. and Slovakia in the South, Ukraine , Beleruss and Latvia on the East.
Polish people, according to the studies, are the most intellingent population in Europe thanks to their great, yet strickt, educational system.
Though the government and economic situation are not in the best shape, Poland made lots of significant changes in their 14 years of transision time. Great country to make investmentsdue to their friendly foreign trade and investment policies.
Poland have in majority friendly citizens, crime is significant low compared to other countries, yet POLAND is number one counry in Europe with the biggest auto theft.
Poland is about to join the European Union in MAy 2004 hoping for new bussines oppurtunities.
Poland is part of NATO, since 1999.
Poles have one of the best Navy in Europe, precised air force, but non uptaded army. Home of the best special forces in Europe called GROM.
I visit this county three times already , and myself being born in Switzerland i have to say that i give them props for building their country the way they are, eversince they changed their government to democratic.
And yes, those Polish girls are hot!!
Poland is the a brave counrty with very long history.
Wonderful country in eastern Europe. Good food also. Some of the most intelligent people I know are from poland. Very nice country.
Polish chicks are hot
The first country to defeat the Soviet Union in war. The country that defeated the Teutonic knights, ending German supremacy for hundreds of years. The occupied nation with the largest Nazi resistance movement in World War II. The first Eastern Bloc country to break free of communism. The second country in the world with a written constitution (after the U.S.), and the first in Europe.
Not to mention their rather extremely beautiful women.
I'm not Polish, but they've got one of the most interesting histories in the world.
Poland is a great country. And for those people think it takes three of them screw in a light bulb, well... you're wrong. Poland has provided many intelligent people to the world.
Although i was born in America, i have 100% Polish blood, and I'm proud of it.
-And the girls really are hot-
Something that John Kerry forgot.
George W. Bush: He forgot Poland.