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Poker Porn, to become so excited/aroused whilst watching a mate (preferably of the opposite sex)playing on-line poker. Particulary when they're down to the final 3 players, playing really well and kicking butt.
Man your good, this is better than free porn, Poker Porn!

I was getting off last night just watching you play poker, damn ur good...it's Porker Porn
by gingerfishy April 18, 2008

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