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A computer nerd whos grammaticly errors have earned him his own language called pokish. The great and unique Pokeon is very defensive of his name adn goes into a full out rant if not called Poke, Pokeon,Zero poke, or Pokey.
"The name is Poke, zero poke. STOP POKING ME!"
by Chocolate November 19, 2004

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