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A condition posessed by many adult, male, heterosexuals, causing them to poke as many cunts as they possibly can.
GROUP OF FOXY CHICKS AT THE BEACH ...

FELICITY SHAGWELL: Watch out! There's Fat Bastard. He has a bad case of Poke-A-Cunt-Us. You certainly don't want that fat, heavy, sweaty, stinky, slimy body on top of you!

ALOTTA FAGINA: Oh, gross!

by Peter Eaton, Urologist July 22, 2006

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