Doug: "Stupid single-ply office tp, I had a poke through on the first wipe."
The unpleasant experience of your finger poking through the toilet paper whilst wiping residual fecal matter from your anus.
Causes are, but not limited to, the following;
1.Inferior toilet paper
2.Excessive/enthusiastic wiping with, or w/o
inferior toilet paper
3.Not "doubling-up" the paper prior to
4.Having a longer "middle finger" or using
it for the "dig"
5.Softer than expected feces, resistance
6."Wetter" than expected feces, absorbed by
toilet paper~regardless of quality.
Dampened toilet paper is compromised
toilet paper~it's that simple.
7.Spicy food/itch. Causes 5&6 AND the anal
itch caused by spicy food can result in
more than one poke-through per sit-down.