First of all, llamas are the most superior intelectuals known to man. They rain 2nd (after kitties) in superiority. Llamas love all human beings and are happy to always call a cab for you when you are drunk. Never poke a llama because they are too busy looking at their vaginas with a handmirror. Llamas also knit the best scarfs.
I'm going to send a text to Jenno saying "Poke Llamas" and I'm not even high!
by Jennoza July 09, 2010