premartial sex 

1. having consensual sex before having served in the military.
2. a typo for premarital sex, having sex before marriage.

guy A. Yo, I just had premartial sex
guy B. Don't you mean premarITal sex?
guy A. No, it was with my wife. Unlike pre-marITal sex, premarTIal sex, in and of itself, would be considered trivial by a majority of the public in countries that don't draft men of certain age. Even if that was the case, it would just be teenage sex.

premartial sex by fuzzydrinks July 13, 2009

poematic 

poem like substance that will be fatal

dude dont drink that, its poematic

poematic by p digglet December 12, 2009

Pemarin 

A nice girl who is liked by most people. She likes to game and occasionally call her friends to play with them.

Everyone likes Pemarin

Pemarin by ThisRandomPersonWhoDefinedThis March 7, 2019

Poptarting 

When the girl flicks the balls repeatedly until you ejaculate on a pop tart and slap her in the face with it while you eat the other pop tart.

Bryson- Hey you wanna try poptarting?

Emily- Sure what do i do?

Bryson- Here hold these pop tarts and ill show you

Poptarting by lihams22 February 20, 2014

poptarting 

The act of covering the outside of a woman's vagina with ejaculate while she is on her period, then waking up the following morning when it has dried and eating her out. (... like a strawberry poptart...)

Him: You know that little hoe Debbie?
You: ... yeh?
Him: I was totally poptarting her this morning.
You: Fuck man, that shit really like strawberries with icing?!
Him: ....

No...

poptarting by ItsAPosition May 9, 2011

Poptarting 

when you have nowhere else to nut

sorry Seth I didn't wanna nut on the couch last night so I poptarted "poptarting"

Poptarting by kkkpattycake September 27, 2020

Strawberry poptarting 

When a man fists a woman who is on her period and rubs her period blood on the vagina to then proceed to take a bite of said pussy

Jackson Worrell was strawberry poptarting my pussy so bad I need surgery. I will never strawberry poptart again.

Strawberry poptarting by Osama rizzladen March 17, 2025