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1.
A person who proves himself so useful in the quick rendering of "informasean", "definiseans", "direcseans", and mathematical "calculaseans" that people wish they could carry around a pocket-sized version of him for day-to-day use.
-"Hey Pocketsean, how long till graduasean?"

-"Well, we're in New York at GMT-4 because of Daylight Savings, and it's March 16 13:38 military time, and we'll be graduating in Texas at GMT-5 at 19:00 on May 16, so that puts us 61 days, 6 hours and 21+ minutes out from the ceremony."
by Fetalboy March 16, 2009
 
2.
A person who proves himself so useful in the quick rendering of "informasean", "definiseans", "direcseans", and mathematical "calculaseans" that people wish they could carry around a pocket-sized version of him for day-to-day use.
-"Hey Pocketsean, how long till graduasean?"

-"Well, we're in New York at GMT-4 because of Daylight Savings, and it's March 16 13:38 military time, and we'll be graduating in Texas at GMT-5 at 19:00 on May 16, so that puts us 61 days, 6 hours and 21+ minutes out from the ceremony."
by Fetalboy March 16, 2009