PROBATION OFFICER. Just about the coolest job anyone could ever have. They give you a cool badge that got me out of a speeding ticket on more than one occasion. Juvenile Probation is the best, you get to yell at punk ass kids all day long. So what if they threaten to kill us, it's all in good fun! We ride around the city all day and witness junkies sitting on their front steps smoking crack and wangsters smoking weed. People duck away from us when we ride by, like we care if they kill themselves slowly. We don't have to carry a gun, and if the kids run away from us we don't have to chase them. Best of all, everyone thinks you are a law-abiding citizen b/c you are a P.O. What a bunch of dumb-asses.
Officer: "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
P.O. "I am a Probation Officer"..
Officer: "have a good day.."
by JDUBB717 December 13, 2005
The red teletubby
Po: Uh-oh!
by Gwen Stefani Grrl November 24, 2003
Derogitory for vagina, or someone who acts like a cunt.
Pass the spliff you fucking poes!
Jesus that cunteater is a slippery poes!
Dont be a poes.
by Mike May 02, 2003
Shortened version of poor, usually reserved to describe someone of extreme poverty.
He's so po he couldn't afford the other half of the word.
by The General April 02, 2004
Origin: Afrikaans slang term for woman's vagina; can be used very effectively when slagging anyone off
He is such a hairy poes
by JP January 21, 2005
police officer
see also:cops, pigs, fuzz, popo, 5-0, bacon, pork
"Run!!! It's the po!"
by Lila December 30, 2003
Parole Officer (PO)
by Anonymous July 27, 2003
Short for "Probation Officer".
"Your P.O. fucking sucks!"
by Mike August 26, 2003

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