Government peanutbutter 

The rough peanutbutter that comes in 15 lb. metal cans supplied by the U.S.D.A.
There are no warnings on the can, which there should be for choking hazard.
1)It is supplied for needy families
2)It is supplied for needy institutions
3)You cannot spread this peanutbutter
4)You cannot lube a tractor with it

"Somebody, please help me...I cannot get my knife back out of this government peanutbutter!"

Government peanutbutter by truckintim87 March 29, 2009

impromptu peanutbutter sandwich 

when your kindof hungry, and someone suprises you with a peanut butter sandwich.

i was walking by the kitchen and i was like, holy shit. impromptu peanutbutter sandwich

impromptu peanutbutter sandwich by mick hirte May 30, 2006

mr Peanutbutter 

A cool dog from bojack horseman
Whos that dog Mr Peanutbutter!!

Mr Peanutbutter and Bojack Horseman in the same room? What is this, a crossover episode?

mr Peanutbutter by Passing on joe June 12, 2021

peanutbutterankles

There is not definition for peanutbutterankles,
it's just simply a fun word to say
when you're not sober.

"Duuuuuude! Guess what?!"
"What?!"
"....Peanutbutterankles."

peanutbutterankles by [TyKuz] December 9, 2008

Peanutbutter bubbles

When a person tosses someones salad and the one recieving farts and makes the others cheeks inflate loke thier blowing up a balloon

Alleycat gave terry peanutbutter bubbles last night.

Peanutbutter bubbles by Suka may korncob May 24, 2022

peanutbutter rag 

the towel used and reused to catch a man's genetic material (sperm), so he dosen't get it on his bed, body, dog, ect. (the name is derived from the distinctive scent that the towel has because of its repeated use without being cleaned).

Troll was bored so he got out his peanutbutter rag when he started to play, so he could catch his "fun".

peanutbutter rag by Chia37 November 12, 2005

peter pan peanutbutter alert 

When the shelves at a grocery run out of peter pan peanutbutter.

What do you mean there's a Peter pan peanutbutter alert!!!!!

peter pan peanutbutter alert by tony pinto December 30, 2007