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A male Ploghoft is a rarity. Not often does he come out of his shell, but when he does... beware. Their hard outer layer is nearly impossible to crack. If you do succeed in breaking through, be prepared to claim the treasure of a lifetime.
I liked him, but he was a damn Ploghoft.

That puzzle was trickier than a Ploghoft.
by CALIGIRL2005 March 08, 2009

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