To Be Ploggard is to be so drunk you are no longer able to converse like a regular human being, most likely to be mistaken as someone suffering from cerebral palsy. (aka a spastic)
Loss of co-ordination occurs as well as all moral behaviours.
Sexual Hardware is more than likely to fail or become unusable.
Gastric discharge will more than lily occur.
"did u see that guy he was absolutly ploggard"
"you dont look so great" "i was ploggard last night"
"That Guy dances Like a ploggard person"
"that guy seems retarded" "You sure he isnt ploggard"