EX 2:: Sophie--Yeah, that asshole SHAT in my parents' bed!! Can you believe that?
Sophies Friend- What? He really shat in your parents; bed? Really? How'd you get him back?
Sophie:: Well, he wanted a blowjob after doin that, and I guess he didnt think I knew-- so I just punched him in the nuts as soon as he took off his pants. TOTAL PLIB!