a ridiculously lazy shit who literally spends his working day doing nothing and then gets promoted for no explainable reason. Likes to have fun and verbally abuse people for shits and giggles. Has a receding hairline that seems to make him look like a young Peter Sutcliffe
"that gentleman who stares at his computer and does sod all has been promoted again"
"that's what is called a pledge"
I am a pledge. I want to be popular and somebody on campus. I want to meet girls in sororities. i'm so young and immature. I had a blast at rush and wasn't sure what i was really getting myself into. I dance at mixers and try to hook up with as many girls as i can. I clean for hours a week so that my frat
me as bad. I work the bar at parties. i get my PM beers. I skip my early classes because i get no sleep and i'm always hung over. I go on facebook
during study hours. i can sit in a refugee position for hours. i will do push ups and wall sits until i go limp. I throw awesome pledge parties that everyone pays for. the people at my parties only get about 4 beers because my frat brothers get first priority. i eat really disgusting things. i drink until i puke. i then drink more. i will play you in pong until i get lucky and win or pass out from losing. my frat shaves my eye brows. my frat wants me to be immune to alcoholism. i have no money. i carry a bag with me everywhere. i am a walking convenient store. i don't know the greek alphabet. i sleep at my sweethearts house. i get no respect. i am loud outside of my frat house. i always have a story. my high school friends will not recognize me during breaks because of how much i've changed. i am having the most fun ill never want to have again. i can't wait for hell week so i can finally ...
the initiation process when one joins a frat or sorority. Sometimes it involves hazing
Im gonna pledge at Alpha Kappa Alpha.
1)the process of being a complete and utter bitch and receiver of countless anal rapings.
1)when Mike's mom asked him why he was walking funny, she realized that nothing needed to be said since he was in fact a pledge.
2)I cant tell if Hugh Grant is a pledge or just British.