Mark: Well it is finals week this week...
Doug: Ah, gotta love the playoff beard.
Ian: Yep! The Red Wings made it to the Finals. You know I can't shave my playoff beard until they win...
Mark: Too true.
"Yeah we did, it's a shame. I gotta' shave the old playoff beard off tonight."
Conscientous Objector: Can you name 3 players on the team?
Bruce: Um... Sammy Sosa?
Conscientous Objector: Time to shave that playoff beard buddy!