|1.||Playing the ragtime standard at the old west saloon|
When a man performs cunnilingus on a woman experiencing her menstrual flow.
Reggie: So, bobby walks into the her room and finds a certain very well-known rapper playing the RAGTIME standard at the old west saloon on his old lady...
ARVN: Reg, you're bullshiting me. holy niggertron. and what happened then?
Reggie: well, bobby whipped out his cock on lupe ta-do, made like the OK corral, won the gun slinging, and then made like wyatt earp and busted two shots on his ol' lady MAE WEST.
ARVN: no hawaii?
Reggie: no hawaii.