The definition of "Playaaas" is threefold:
1) Possessing an immense ability to grow oneself a filthy, filthy moustache.
2) Having momentous influence over female members of the human race. In particular; the "cougar" variety.
3) Laughing in the face of a "chubster".
Who's that macking that biddy?...Playaaas
They call me the chubster, fatty, pig-face, lard-thighs, the chubatron...Playaaas...are you crying?