|1.||Play me or Trade me speech|
The speech that comes about 6 months into a dating relationship, where the woman (usually) asks if the relationship will be leading to marriage, and if it isn't, let her find a less commitment phobic suitor. Very similar to a star athlete who is riding the bench asking his manager to "Play me here or trade me to a team that will."
"How are things going with the new girl??"
"Not good, she gave me the Play me or Trade me speech last weekend..."
"After two months of dating?? That is harsh.."