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1. An act of stupidity which costs you $35 million.
2. An accident involving someone shooting his or herself in the leg.

Derived from the name of soon-to-be-former NY Giants wide receiver, Plaxico Burress, and the "accident" of shooting himself in the leg in a night club which simultaneously put him in jail, ended his career, and nullified the rest of his contract.
"Yo, I can't believe that idiot had a Plaxident! Now he has no money left and might go to jail!"
by Jasóncito December 07, 2008
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the stupidest thing one can possibly do to oneself
When Plaxico Burress shot himself in the leg, he swore it was a plaxident
by Stefihoe December 07, 2008
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Accidentally shooting yourself with a gun.
Like Plaxico Burress did.
Did you hear Reggie got shot? It was a plaxident though, he shot himself.
by M2KPDX December 04, 2008
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An act of stupidity that costs you a lot of money; disabling your source of income
Jane, a model, was afraid of getting mugged and beaten so she carried a knife at all times. Running for a cab, she had a plaxident and fell, slashing her cheeks.
by Sto00ove December 02, 2008
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Similar to natural selection. Usually, it is a stupid decision that greatly harms the one who made the decision and slightly harms those around him.
Newspaper Headline: "NFL WR shoots team in foot, self in thigh. Total Plaxident."

Billy Bob: Hey, did you hear what happened to your boy Griz?

Sam: Yeah, he was getting head while making a homemade bomb and lost the side of his face. Complete Plaxident.

by Timmy Teeback for Heisman December 01, 2008
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Any really really dumb mistake that is both personally devastating or painful and publicly humiliating. In reference to Plaxico Burress shooting himself in the leg.
Steve: Did you see that Plaxico Burress shot himself in the leg? What an idiot!

James: Yea, what an awful plaxident.

Andy: I was running the other day across the street and tripped over myself, falling in front of a bunch of people who laughed at me. It was the worst plaxident of my life.
by Brown House December 04, 2008
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Accidentally inflecting pain on ones self which may result in jail time.
Tim: Rafi how did you did get that knife stuck in your thigh?
Rafi: It was a plaxident bro.
by schme09 January 11, 2012
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