Top Definition
A large penis which seemingly flattens out as it becomes erect, resembling the shape a platypus tail.
The conference room was noisy so I decided to pull out my rock hard Platypus Dick and slap it on the table multiple times in quick succession...that got their attention. Hey ladies.
by Matt Douchia September 17, 2010

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