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PLATTY OF CHORLEY! sikk guy! top m8s! Generaly has a large penis.
platty of chorley m8s wiv some sound ppl
by chris platt January 09, 2008
 
1.
aka Bud Light Platinum
Just bought four tall platty's tonight, should be feelin nice in a few hours.
by Drinkinemnow December 01, 2012
 
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n. Your sarcastic, hypothetical Platinum credit card so you can feel make believe rich for a split second.
Girl "Honey, i neeed those Choo's... Will you get them for me? Pleeeeaaaase...."

Guy "Sure!"

Girl "Really?!"

Guy "I'll just stick them on my big, fat f***in' platty!"
by NRAL May 13, 2010
 
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a dude who lives in kent and shags computers, lil mofo. it never used 2 b a hard drive...
you: hello, u aint been a platty again hav u?
friend: sorry the usb was irresistable
by Daz January 04, 2005