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1. Plastered
Heavily under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol.
Rick couldn't handle drinking; he was plastered in under an hour.
by Sub Zenyth Apr 8, 2005 add a video
2. plastered
Being heavily f-cked up due to a horribly enormous consumption of alchohol. Can be fun, but be sure to carefully pick out which clothes to throw up on.
person 1. ey buudy i fuckn luv u man....
person 2. but bud... u dont even relly kno me...
person 1. Im gonna puke....
person 2. wait fer me man....
both: shit guy, wer f-ckin plastered.
3. Plastered
Drunk: when you drink a shitload of booze
That chick was so plastered.
4. plastered
when u drank too much ,, yea that feeling
man im soooo plastered ,, lets go home and drink more,,, hehehe
by Diamond Mar 8, 2003 add a video
5. plastered
To be hit so hard the end result is landing on your ass, usually accompanied by some sort of injury or at the very lest momentaraly being disoriented. Usually accompanied by manic laughter by sadistic onlookers.
"The running back was running full tilt when the linebacker came out of no where and freakin plastered the guy so hard his helmet came off!"
6. plastered
When ur fucking Crunked way too drunk to stand up straight ..hectik time
MaN KyLe iS A PusSe He WaS PLaSTeReD AfTeR onLY 5 ShoTz
by The Reefer Man Apr 27, 2005 add a video
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