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1.
The act of masturbating in a plank like pose.
YOU GUYS ARE DISTRACTING ME FROM MY PLANK WANK.

My favorite way to masturbate is to Plank Wank.
by RedwoodDeadwood August 06, 2013

Words related to Plank Wank

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2.
A term devised by skaters for there hatred of Skateboarders, also see firewood.
i'm going to shove that plank wanks tray up his ass.
by Tim August 07, 2003
 
3.
a tern used to describe a litte ass-hole of a person ehos desided to waste his life pushing a bit oif wood round on wheels
by Anonymous August 10, 2003