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A Zeus-like being and a gift from the heavens, a Plaisted is revered world wide for abundant sex appeal, smokin' looks, a chiseled body sculpted by Michelangelo himself, the heart of Mother Theresa, and a sense of humor that rivals the cast of Monty Python combined.

Plaisteds are often mistaken for the reincarnations of Ghandi, James Dean, and Joan of Arcs, and are begged by People magazine to be featured in the "Sexiest People Alive" edition. The Beatles learned their musical abilities from a Plaisted, Marilyn Monroe's maiden name was Plaisted, and Picasso's artwork was believed to be influenced by a Plaisted. It is a well known fact that the successor to the current Dalai Lama is a Plaisted.

To sum it all up, Plaisteds are sex gods.
The Pope, thinking to himself: "What would Plaisted do?"

Martin Luther King, Jr, in a speech: "Free at last, free at last, thank Plaisted almighty, free at last!"

Kanye West once said: "Plaisteds are the voice of this generation."
by LJP16 December 01, 2010
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A person that says "DIIIIIICK" alot, and has spikey hair, also tells alot of bullshit stories about Jolleys, and Bum RIshe's Russ.
1) Damn that Plaisted tells some bullshit!
2) Woah, watch that PLaisted Bum Rush Russ!
3) DIIIIIIICK
by Chay June 04, 2003
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The most awesome guy that ever lived! Unfortunately, no girls realize this :(
But he makes up for it through his love of politics.
Hey, do you know Plaisted?
Yeah, I voted for him!
by plaisted February 24, 2010
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