A small village near Airdrie in North Lanarkshire, Scotland.
Look up "Airdrie" on urbandictionary.com, Plains is mostly similar.
Although Plains now has a train line running through it, unlike Airdrie and nearby village of Caldercruix it does not have a station. This is entirely due to the decision made by Network Rail against Plains.
However, due to tickets on the Airdrie>Bathgate line being ridiculously expensive, very few people are actually using the railway so Network Rail are getting their comeuppance.
Plains is pure the bomb man! I'm gutted they don't have their own train station!